10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"