10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.