10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."