10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Poker is for fat, American losers.