10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Welcome to kicker school
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.