10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- im going to 2 out you to death