10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers