10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)