10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.