10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.