10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd