10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim