10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.