10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Fook the floosh droo!