10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss