10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "No river, no fish."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier