10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.