10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "No river, no fish."
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth