10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.