10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs