10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)