10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed