10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword