10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.