10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Fook the floosh droo!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.