10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright