10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln