10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker