10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Fold and live to fold again
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Fook the floosh droo!