10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."