10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!