10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."