10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson