10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom