10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..