10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Fold and live to fold again
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Welcome to kicker school