10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-