10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph