10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"