10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.