10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-