10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword