10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Welcome to kicker school
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."