10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.