10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A