10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Welcome to kicker school
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.