10 Random Poker Quotes

I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
Never educate a stupid poker player.
Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
"In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--