10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves