10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.