10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer